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Swearing Like A Sailor Stuffed Eggplant

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Swearing Like A Sailor Stuffed Eggplant

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  • This recipe was entered in the contest for Your Best Eggplant Recipe
    This recipe was entered in the contest for Your Best Vegetarian Holiday Side
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    MrsWheelbarrow's Notes: The eggplant are first boiled, then stuffed with rice, toasted nuts, currants, herbs and cheese, then quickly sauteed (that's where the swearing comes in), and then baked in a rich tomato...

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Serves 6, but doubles or triples easily

  1. Pierce eggplant all over with a fork.

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  2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, add eggplant and boil for 20-30 minutes, depending on their size, or until fork tender. Remove from the water and cool slightly.

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  3. When cool enough to handle, slice eggplant in half lengthwise, preserving the skin (and half the stem on each half, if possible.) This is a good time to start swearing.

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  4. Scoop out the flesh of the eggplant, rough chop, and put it in a large bowl. Continue swearing a blue streak. They're unbelievably hot and the skin splits. Don't worry. You'll be able to fix this.

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  5. Add the rest of the ingredients to the eggplant and stir well. Taste and correct for seasoning.

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  6. Scooping some of the mixture in your hand, (really - use your hands) form it into a large egg shape and stuff the eggplant skins, piecing them together as necessary. Place them on a parchment lined sheet pan as you complete them.

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  7. Heat 1.5"-2" of canola oil in a deep saute pan. I use a cast iron pan. Send the kids out of the room. This is when the swearing really starts.

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  8. When the oil is hot, place two or three halves in the oil, skin side down. Cook for 2-3 minutes. Using two slotted spoons or a slotted spoon and a spatula, turn the whole blasted thing over without losing the stuffing. Yes, seriously. Cook another 2-3 minutes, until browned on the stuffing side. Remove to a rack lined with paper towels, stuffing side up.

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  9. When you have successfully browned all the eggplant, have a glass of wine. Really, that was a huge pain, wasn't it? Don't worry. It's worth it.

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  10. Preheat the oven to 375

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  11. Now, make the sauce. Heat the oil in a medium saucepan, add the garlic until starting to turn golden, then add the tomatoes, some salt and pepper, and cook for 20-25 minutes until it's good and saucy. (You can also use fresh tomatoes - about 5 lbs., peeled and chopped.)

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  12. Either use individual serving dishes large enough to hold two eggplant or a large rectangular baker. Pour the sauce in the bottom of the baking dish and place eggplant on top of the sauce. Cover with foil.

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  13. Bake 30 minutes, or until the sauce is bubbly.

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  14. Take a deep breath. Stop your swearing. Serve and enjoy.

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18 Comments on Swearing Like A Sailor Stuffed Eggplant

Img_2764 Reply

The kitchen present multiple opportunities to begin swearing. Thank you for pointing out some of them to us.

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What are currants? Wikipedia says they're berries, but are they like prunes? Where should I look for them in the grocery store? I want to make this recipe today. But I was wondering, can I substitute anything else just in case I don't find them at my closest grocery store?

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I swore only once when a wayward oil bubble popped and spurted in my eye. Other than that, all this work was totally worth it. Really, really, delicious.

Me Reply

I have used raisins in place of currants.

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Wssmom is spot on - raisins, golden raisins - even apricots or prunes (chopped) are a nice addition. Hope you enjoyed it!

Profilepic Reply

I LOVE this recipe. Having done everything imaginable with baby eggplant over the past month, I'm thrilled to find yet another great use for them.

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Thanks, Rivka. Funny - I was just thinking this is the week to make a double recipe of these eggplants, putting half in the freezer for the winter and having the other half NOW. It's a great freezer-ready dinner! The eggplant have been so pretty this year.

Ab_sum Reply

These boats look adorable all lined up on your sea of granite!

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I am going to make this tonight or tomorrow - I was planning on subbing almonds for the pinenuts b/c around here they cost the earth (Costco stopped carrying them b/c they were too expensive and my local markets don't get the turnover to ensure fresh product - rancid pine nuts = awful). Almonds go ok with your vision? :-)

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Oh Mary, I'm so so glad you're going to make these. Agreed re: pignolas esp those from China and the incidences of pine-mouth (bad taste that won't go away for WEEKS.) So, I think almonds would be great. Pistachios might be even better. The crunch is essential.

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Oh pistachios will be perfect and I have plenty of those on hand. I bought some pine nuts recently - tried them first and spit the nut right out: Rancid, awful.

One other question: is there a reason to do the frying skin side down first? I was thinking I'd do stuffing side first (easier to lay into oil and then use spatula to hold everything in when I turn them to finish on the skin side.

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I see no reason, off hand, to start skin side down, but as that's the way the original recipe was written, I've always gone that way. Do half & half and report back!

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I have an urgent question regarding this recipe. I have a vegetarian coming to Easter dinner who is also a Jew observing passover (yes, there will be an eclectic group at my Eater table!). So I am wondering if a.) I can just leave out the breadcrumbs in this dish or 2.) substitute matzo meal for them. Please reply ASAP as I need to shop on Sat AM. Thanks.

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I'm sure matzoh meal would work perfectly. The breadcrumbs are used to ensure the crunchy crust, and MM would work just as well, I'm sure. I hope you enjoy them! I can't wait for eggplant season to start. (remember to use the small variety. white if possible)

Picture_11 Reply

Isn't yelling and screaming the only appropriate thing when you're cooking?! ; ) My in laws LOVE eggplants (and I do, too) so I'll expose us all to this.

Picture_11 Reply

These look wonderful! I'm going to give these a go soon.

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I'm so happy you've found this recipe. It's one of my favorites. My husband named them, because I do yell and scream the whole time I make it but we just love the flavor combo. Hope you do too!

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I can not wait to make these this summer when the small eggplants fly back into the market. This looks *so* delicious!

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